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jvcoach
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October 16, 2017 3:36 pm  

parents who are not at practice all week want to give coaching advice on game day. 

Parent: "Hey coach... the oline isn't staying on their blocks."
Me: "Thanks." (for stating the obvious.)


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October 16, 2017 4:44 pm  

parents who are not at practice all week want to give coaching advice on game day. 

Parent: "Hey coach... the oline isn't staying on their blocks."
Me: "Thanks." (for stating the obvious.)

coaches talk cliché for their lack of coaching.
"We gotta do spit right, man!" even though they did what they practiced all week long.

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Michael
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October 16, 2017 5:10 pm  

When my athletes say something along those lines, I often use this line:

Michael can not receive PM's, emails or respond to Posts. He passed away in September 2018. To honor his contributions we are leaving his account active. R.I.P - Dumcoach Staff.


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mahonz
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October 16, 2017 5:37 pm  

...my kids come off the field with a smile on their face.  🙂

What is beautiful, lives forever.


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Dusty Ol Fart
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October 16, 2017 9:50 pm  

The plan comes to fruition! 

Not MPP... ONE TASK!  Teach them!  🙂


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gumby_in_co
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October 17, 2017 10:29 am  

Wait, is this sarcastic or sincere?

Sarcastic: I love it when officials don't bother to learn the rules.

Sincere: I love it when a "single tasker" has a great game.

When in doot . . . glass and oot.


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jvcoach
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October 17, 2017 5:17 pm  

Originally meant as sarcasm, but I assume Mahonz took it another direction.

Sincere: When a MPP kid makes a play!


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Prodigy
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October 17, 2017 7:20 pm  

I’m able to keep my promises to the team.

If you show up for a fair fight, you are unprepared.


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mahonz
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October 18, 2017 7:50 am  

Originally meant as sarcasm, but I assume Mahonz took it another direction.

Sincere: When a MPP kid makes a play!

I choosing the high road these days  🙂

What is beautiful, lives forever.


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CoachMattT
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October 19, 2017 5:16 am  

sarcastic: starting right guard and starting left tackle don't show up to the game.

sincere: we win anyway and now I have a new starting guard and tackle.


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COACH JC
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October 19, 2017 11:31 am  

...when our best lineman & Will linebacker breaks his ankle 3 days before our 1st playoff game, because he thought jumping on a trampoline was a good idea.

It's all about having fun.  But losing aint fun!


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